Start with the funniest apples you can find. Like people, they're usually a little more interesting.
Peel. Peel. Peel.
And...Peel. Peel. Peel.
Then, after hours of standing on your feet peeling apples, cutting butter into flour, rolling dough, and tending your pie's crust to achieve that perfect golden dome, you might just get lucky and win over the critics.
Ed and Maggie, thanks for the silly house apples. Enid's, thanks for the honor.
